high_five_guy

Sat, 28 Mar 2009 00:04:06 GMT

OH SNAP! OHHHHHHHHHHHH SNAP! Y'ALL SEE MA MAN SLAP THAT FOO DOWN WIF HIS PIMP HAND??? DAT KRACKA BE ALL LIEK WUT DA DILLY YO??? AND MA MAN BARRY REACHED BACK WIF HIS PIMP HAND AND WUZ ALL FOO SHUT YO FACE!

MAAAAA NIGGA!

WE GOT DEM SNAKES

Sun, 20 Aug 2006 07:30:51 GMT

YO YO GRAB YA HOMEBOY AND GO CHK OUT MA MAN SAMMOOL L JACKSON IN SNAKES ON A PLANE, YA HURD?

SNAKES ON A PLANE

YA HURD ME?

WE GOT MO'FUCKIN SNAKES ON DA PLANE

YA HURD DAT?

DAS RITE. IT BE WIT MA MAN SAMMOOL L JACKSON CAPPIN DEM SNAKES.

SAMMOOL L JACKSON

YA HURD ME?

I DONE TAUGHT HIM EVERYTHIN HE KNOWS. KEEPIN IT REAL, DIG?

BALLAZ

Thu, 06 Jul 2006 03:18:42 GMT

YO CHK IT. THIS BE MA MAN SHAQUILLE O'NEAL YA HURD ME? HE DONE WON DA NBA CHAMPIONSHIP

I TOOK THIS PIC THE OTHA DAY WHEN WE WUZ CHILLIN UP IN SOUF BEACH. I WHOOPED HIM IN DA FREE THROW SHOOTING CONTEZT.

GET AT DIS BITCH.

ITS ON!

Fri, 02 Jun 2006 03:57:17 GMT

DA GANGSTAS BE DEKLARIN WAR ON DA EMO KIDZ YA HEARD?

HI 5 DAY

Wed, 19 Apr 2006 23:39:02 GMT

YO CHECK IT.

HIGH 5 GUY IS BACK BECUZ NATIONALL HIGH 5 DAY 2006 IS COMING UP!!!

HOLLAH!! I BE REPPIN HIGH 5 ALL OVA DA WESTSIDE YA HURR?

http://www.collegehumor.com/articles/1683086/
http://www.collegehumor.com/articles/247362/
http://www.collegehumor.com/articles/247204/

http://www.myspace.com/nationalhighfiveday

http://www.nationalhighfiveday.com/

WURD

Fri, 16 Dec 2005 21:48:06 GMT

GRADUATIN' FROM PSU. PIMP STATE UNIVERSITY. HOLLAH!

YO I GOT A B.S. IN GANGSTA SCIENCE AND A MINOR IN PIMPERY YA HURRD?

HOLLAWEEN COSTUME

Wed, 23 Nov 2005 04:02:23 GMT

CHECK IT. THIS BE MA HALLOWIZZLE COSTUME YA HURR? I WUZ BRAD HENNESSEY, DA ILL BASEBALL PLAYA ON DA G-MEN. BRAD HENNESSEY YA HURRR?. I WUZ DA CRIPPEST MO'FUCKA IN DA JOINT.

Listen pimpin' I ain't new to this, I'm true to this.
Pay attention boy, I teach how to do this shit.
You mix a lil' Cris with a little Don Perignon.
And a lil' Hennessy, you know we 'finna carry on.
Hollerin' at these snakes in da club tryin' to get right,
we gonna be up in this bitch 'til we break dayligh

YO YO Y'ALL HAVE DA ILL THUGSGIVING HOLLADAY NOW YA HURR?

HI 5!

HOLLAWEEN

Wed, 02 Nov 2005 23:25:39 GMT

DIS HOLLA-WEEN WUZ DA BOMB YA HURR? I DUN EGGED THIS KRACKA'S RIDE & SERVED DEM FOOLZ UP BED N BREKFAST STYLE.

DA KRACKA'S TRIED TO CHASE DOWN ME N MA BOYZ, GETIN OUT DA TRUCK LIKE THEY WUZ GULLY. THEY HAD NUFFIN.

HI 5 GUY SERVES AGAIN.

IMA POST DA PICS OF MY HOLLAH-WEEN COSTUME SOON.

ONE!!!111!!!!

HATERZ

Tue, 27 Sep 2005 04:43:08 GMT

http://nydailynews.com/front/story/349966p-298482c.html

The Daily News report said that the letter called Jeter a "traitor to his race" for dating white women, and a law enforcement source told the paper that it warned Jeter to "stop or he'll be shot or set on fire."

YO YO I GOT ONE OF DEM LETTERZ TO YA HEARD? SOME PLAYAHATA WAS ALL LIKE "YO HI 5 GUY YOUZ A TRAITOR TO DA BROTHAZ FO DATIN THEM WHITE WOMIN. QUIT IT OR IMA CAP YO ASS"

LOLZ. YO Y'ALL CANT TOUCH DIS YA HEAR? FKN PUNK ASS THINK HE CAN TAKE ME. YO TALK DAT SMACK DOWN ON ONE-TIZZY AND WE'LL SEE WHO DA BITCH REALLY IS.

DANG YO. PEEPZ JUST HATE TO SEE A NIGGAH BALLIN. I CAN'T HELP IT. I JUST LUB DEEM WHITE BITCHEZ.

YO SHORTIES DAT HAF LUV FO THUG HOLLAH BACK!!

HI 5!

KERTRINA

Tue, 13 Sep 2005 05:21:51 GMT

Y'ALL HURD ABOUT DA HEERRIKANE?

YO KATRINA WAS CAUZED BY WMDs YA HEARD?

DAS RITE YO.

WEAPONS OF METEORLOGICAL DESTRUCTION. DA INSURGENTS ND DA TALIBAN R BEHIND ALL DIS.

ND FEMA IS RACIZICALIST TOO. BUSH DON'T CARE ABOUT BLACK PEEPLE.

NIGGAZ

Tue, 06 Sep 2005 03:38:49 GMT

YO I STOLE YO BIKE FOO!

http://niggastolemybike.ytmnd.com/

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http://niggarun.ytmnd.com/

HI 5 GUY IS BACK

Thu, 01 Sep 2005 01:11:47 GMT

HEY BABY.

YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

I THE HIGH 5 GUY.

CHECK OUT MY HOMEZ:

http://www.loveit-or-leaveit.com/flash/cockmobster.html

YO YO HI 5 GUY IS BACK YA HEARD?

DA KING O POP

Tue, 14 Jun 2005 01:15:19 GMT

YO MA MAN MICHAEL JACKSON IS INNOCENT YA HURD? HI 5 2 DAT!!!! YO EVERY1 KNOWZ DA MAN WUZ LIEK NOT GUILTY N SHIZZLE. DEY WUZ JUZ HATIN ON HIM FO DA COLOR OF HIS SKIN.

JUSTICE HAZ BEEN SERVED YA HEARD?

NEW PIZZY

Sat, 04 Jun 2005 02:39:39 GMT

YO YO I BE CHILLN AT MA MAN SCREETCHA'S CRIB ON DA NORF SYDE O NEW PIZZY!! ONE!!111!!!!! YO IMA BE AT DA KOURTZ AT DA SKEWL TO WHOOP YO AZZ AND TAK YO MONEY CUZ I BE DA ILL HUSTLA. ND IF YOU WANNA GO 1 ON 1 WIFF ME ND MA MAN SCREETCHA WE WILLZ BEAT YO AZZ YA HURD?> YO I JUZ GOT MY ILL NEW PUMPS FROM DA SHOE STORE AT DA POUGHKEEZY MALL YA HEARD? SO I BE READY FO SHIZZLE. SO IF Y'ALL SEE ME ON DA STREETZ O NEW PIZZY ON MAIN STREET, DISH OUT A HI 5 YA HEARD?! ONE!11!!!!ONE!!!!11!!

NIGZ

Thu, 05 May 2005 07:00:20 GMT

YO MA MAIN NIGGAH bitch_slap_guy BE COMIN TO MA WESTSIDE HOOD LATER TODAY & BE ROLLIN BACK EAST WIT ME. DIS SHIZZY GONNA BE DA BOMB YA HEAR? WE BE TAKIN IT 2 DA STREETZ. I GONNA HI 5 MAD PEEPZ WHILE MA MAN bitch_slap_guy SLAPS DEY TEEF OUT.

ONE!11!!!!!!

TRYIN TO GET ONLINE WIT OUT SPENDIN MA CHEDDAH.

Tue, 26 Apr 2005 23:22:53 GMT

Shit man, I'm spending my cheddar

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HI 5 DAY 2K5

Sat, 23 Apr 2005 21:08:21 GMT

CHECK IT.
http://www.collegehumor.com/?update_id=198

YO HI 5 DAY WAS DA BOMB. I WAS DUMBCHILLEN WIT MA MAN JACK D AND TOSSIN OUT MAD HI 5's ALL UP IN DIS HIZZLE CUZ DAT BE WUT DA HOLLAHDAY IS ALL ABOUT YA HEARD. IT AIN'T ABOUT EAST V. WEST, BLOODS V. CRIPZ, ITZ ABOUT DA HI 5.

HIGH FIVE!

HI FIVE DAY 04

Wed, 20 Apr 2005 21:56:12 GMT

http://duffx.com/images/highfive/index.php

CHEK IT. DIS BE SOME OF MA HOMIEZ ON HI 5 DAY LAST YEAR.

HI 5 DAY IS COMIN TOMORROW YA HEARD? DIS SHEEZY GONNA BE DA BOMB.

http://cartoons.diberardo.com/recent-political-cartoon/johnny-cochrane-dies.php

Wed, 20 Apr 2005 05:05:05 GMT

YO MA LOLYER CROAKED.

http://cartoons.diberardo.com/recent-political-cartoon/johnny-cochrane-dies.php

DAMN HE BEAT DA RAP FO ME ON ALL DEM PATERNITY SUITS BUSTIN OUT DA HI 5 DEFENSE IN DA COURT SAYIN 'IF DA HI 5 IS DA SHIT, DEN YOU MUST ACQUIT'

WHOS GONNA REP DA HI 5 GUY WHEN I GET SERVED WIT MO PATERNITY SUITS? DAMM HOES IS ALL AFTA MA BLING.

ITZ COMIN

Wed, 20 Apr 2005 01:43:18 GMT

http://www.nationalhighfiveday.com/proc.jpg

NAT'L HI 5 DAY IS COMIN TO YO HOOD.

IT BE COMIN. YA HEARD?

DIS THURZDAY.

HI 5 DAY

Mon, 18 Apr 2005 17:41:25 GMT

YO CHECK IT.

http://www.nationalhighfiveday.com/

YO HI 5 DAY BE COMING YA HEARD? IT BE NAT'L HI 5 DAY DIS THURZDAY. Y'ALL READY FO DA HOLLADAY? I BE GETTIN READY TO 5 IT UP ALL OVA AND TAKE IT TO DA STREETZ.

DIS HOLLADAY GONNA BE DA BOMB.

HIGH 5!

BALLAZ

Tue, 12 Apr 2005 23:36:58 GMT

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=2035132
Indiana Pacers forward Jermaine O'Neal said he thinks racism might have something to do with the NBA's desire to put an age limit in the next collective bargaining agreement.

YO DA NBA IS BEIN VERY RACIST YA HEARD? DA WHITE MAN JUST HATES TO SEE A NIGGAH BALLIN. NIGGAZ GOTTA BALL YO. DON'T HATE DA PLAYAH HATE DA GAME. STOP PERSECUTIN DA BALLAZ.

ONE!

REALITY TV

Wed, 06 Apr 2005 21:55:10 GMT

http://www.consumptionjunction.com/content/detail.asp?ID=38782&type=1&page=1&fav=0

YO YO. DEY BE COMIN OUT WIT ALL DEEZ NEW REALITY SHOWZ. SO I FIGURE REALITY TV NEEDS TO STOP BEIN RACIST AND FILM DA THUGS. DIS BE DA FIRST SHOW OF MA NEW REALITY SHOW CALLED "110 THUG LIFE". DAT BE ME BEIN MAD GULLY ND GANGSTA IN DA THUGGED OUT PARTS OF ROOT ONE TIZZY. PROPS TO MA MAN SCREETCHA FO HOLDIN DA CAMERA.

WATCH WHILE I FIVE IT UP A NOTCH. BAM!

ONE!1!1!1!!!!!!!

Y0 WHADD ^

Sat, 26 Mar 2005 08:51:12 GMT

WHAT IS UP MUH HOMEPEOPLEZ??!?

I WENTZ TO DA ILLINEST HIZZLEPAZIZZLE THIS SIDE OF CENTRAL ISLIP ON THIS EVENIN!!!!!!111ONEONE

DEY HAD DA HOES WIT DA MOSTEST AND SUM ST IDE'S SO THAT'S HOW WE WAS ROLLIN, AND I REPRESENTED THE INNERNASHUNAL ROFFLE DAY AT DA DINER! SUM FLY BISHES ASKED FOR MUH DIGITS BUT YOU KNOW I DON'T BALL AND CALL

FUH REAL

SERVN 2 DA STREETZ

Wed, 16 Mar 2005 02:06:16 GMT

YO I JUZ BOUGHT DIS PHAT NEW DVD WIFF DA FIVE FINGURR DIZKOUNT. LOLZ!

IM A WATCH DIS SHIZNIT & BE DA BEZT BREAK DANCZER ON DIS EARPH. I B TAKN IT 2 DA STREETZ FOO SHIZZLE. YO Y'ALL BETTA CHEK YO SELF CUZ ITZ ON NOW. IM A BUST OUT DEEZ MOVES ON DA STREETZ ND SERVE YO AZZ.