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[Mar. 27th, 2009|08:00 pm] |
OH SNAP! OHHHHHHHHHHHH SNAP! Y'ALL SEE MA MAN SLAP THAT FOO DOWN WIF HIS PIMP HAND??? DAT KRACKA BE ALL LIEK WUT DA DILLY YO??? AND MA MAN BARRY REACHED BACK WIF HIS PIMP HAND AND WUZ ALL FOO SHUT YO FACE!
MAAAAA NIGGA! |
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| WE GOT DEM SNAKES |
[Aug. 20th, 2006|12:29 am] |
YO YO GRAB YA HOMEBOY AND GO CHK OUT MA MAN SAMMOOL L JACKSON IN SNAKES ON A PLANE, YA HURD?
SNAKES ON A PLANE
YA HURD ME?
WE GOT MO'FUCKIN SNAKES ON DA PLANE
YA HURD DAT?
DAS RITE. IT BE WIT MA MAN SAMMOOL L JACKSON CAPPIN DEM SNAKES.
SAMMOOL L JACKSON
YA HURD ME?
I DONE TAUGHT HIM EVERYTHIN HE KNOWS. KEEPIN IT REAL, DIG? |
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| BALLAZ |
[Jul. 5th, 2006|08:18 pm] |
YO CHK IT. THIS BE MA MAN SHAQUILLE O'NEAL YA HURD ME? HE DONE WON DA NBA CHAMPIONSHIP
I TOOK THIS PIC THE OTHA DAY WHEN WE WUZ CHILLIN UP IN SOUF BEACH. I WHOOPED HIM IN DA FREE THROW SHOOTING CONTEZT.
GET AT DIS BITCH.
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| ITS ON! |
[Jun. 1st, 2006|11:56 pm] |
DA GANGSTAS BE DEKLARIN WAR ON DA EMO KIDZ YA HEARD?
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| WURD |
[Dec. 16th, 2005|02:48 pm] |
GRADUATIN' FROM PSU. PIMP STATE UNIVERSITY. HOLLAH!
YO I GOT A B.S. IN GANGSTA SCIENCE AND A MINOR IN PIMPERY YA HURRD? |
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| HOLLAWEEN COSTUME |
[Nov. 22nd, 2005|09:02 pm] |
CHECK IT. THIS BE MA HALLOWIZZLE COSTUME YA HURR? I WUZ BRAD HENNESSEY, DA ILL BASEBALL PLAYA ON DA G-MEN. BRAD HENNESSEY YA HURRR?. I WUZ DA CRIPPEST MO'FUCKA IN DA JOINT.
Listen pimpin' I ain't new to this, I'm true to this.
Pay attention boy, I teach how to do this shit.
You mix a lil' Cris with a little Don Perignon.
And a lil' Hennessy, you know we 'finna carry on.
Hollerin' at these snakes in da club tryin' to get right,
we gonna be up in this bitch 'til we break dayligh
YO YO Y'ALL HAVE DA ILL THUGSGIVING HOLLADAY NOW YA HURR?
HI 5! |
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| HOLLAWEEN |
[Nov. 2nd, 2005|04:25 pm] |
DIS HOLLA-WEEN WUZ DA BOMB YA HURR? I DUN EGGED THIS KRACKA'S RIDE & SERVED DEM FOOLZ UP BED N BREKFAST STYLE.
DA KRACKA'S TRIED TO CHASE DOWN ME N MA BOYZ, GETIN OUT DA TRUCK LIKE THEY WUZ GULLY. THEY HAD NUFFIN.
HI 5 GUY SERVES AGAIN.
IMA POST DA PICS OF MY HOLLAH-WEEN COSTUME SOON.
ONE!!!111!!!! |
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| HATERZ |
[Sep. 26th, 2005|09:43 pm] |
http://nydailynews.com/front/story/349966p-298482c.html
The Daily News report said that the letter called Jeter a "traitor to his race" for dating white women, and a law enforcement source told the paper that it warned Jeter to "stop or he'll be shot or set on fire."
YO YO I GOT ONE OF DEM LETTERZ TO YA HEARD? SOME PLAYAHATA WAS ALL LIKE "YO HI 5 GUY YOUZ A TRAITOR TO DA BROTHAZ FO DATIN THEM WHITE WOMIN. QUIT IT OR IMA CAP YO ASS"
LOLZ. YO Y'ALL CANT TOUCH DIS YA HEAR? FKN PUNK ASS THINK HE CAN TAKE ME. YO TALK DAT SMACK DOWN ON ONE-TIZZY AND WE'LL SEE WHO DA BITCH REALLY IS.
DANG YO. PEEPZ JUST HATE TO SEE A NIGGAH BALLIN. I CAN'T HELP IT. I JUST LUB DEEM WHITE BITCHEZ.
YO SHORTIES DAT HAF LUV FO THUG HOLLAH BACK!!
HI 5! |
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| KERTRINA |
[Sep. 13th, 2005|01:17 am] |
Y'ALL HURD ABOUT DA HEERRIKANE?
YO KATRINA WAS CAUZED BY WMDs YA HEARD?
DAS RITE YO.
WEAPONS OF METEORLOGICAL DESTRUCTION. DA INSURGENTS ND DA TALIBAN R BEHIND ALL DIS.
ND FEMA IS RACIZICALIST TOO. BUSH DON'T CARE ABOUT BLACK PEEPLE. |
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| DA KING O POP |
[Jun. 13th, 2005|06:15 pm] |
YO MA MAN MICHAEL JACKSON IS INNOCENT YA HURD? HI 5 2 DAT!!!! YO EVERY1 KNOWZ DA MAN WUZ LIEK NOT GUILTY N SHIZZLE. DEY WUZ JUZ HATIN ON HIM FO DA COLOR OF HIS SKIN.
JUSTICE HAZ BEEN SERVED YA HEARD? |
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| NEW PIZZY |
[Jun. 3rd, 2005|10:35 pm] |
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YO YO I BE CHILLN AT MA MAN SCREETCHA'S CRIB ON DA NORF SYDE O NEW PIZZY!! ONE!!111!!!!! YO IMA BE AT DA KOURTZ AT DA SKEWL TO WHOOP YO AZZ AND TAK YO MONEY CUZ I BE DA ILL HUSTLA. ND IF YOU WANNA GO 1 ON 1 WIFF ME ND MA MAN SCREETCHA WE WILLZ BEAT YO AZZ YA HURD?> YO I JUZ GOT MY ILL NEW PUMPS FROM DA SHOE STORE AT DA POUGHKEEZY MALL YA HEARD? SO I BE READY FO SHIZZLE. SO IF Y'ALL SEE ME ON DA STREETZ O NEW PIZZY ON MAIN STREET, DISH OUT A HI 5 YA HEARD?! ONE!11!!!!ONE!!!!11!! |
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| NIGZ |
[May. 5th, 2005|12:00 am] |
YO MA MAIN NIGGAH ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) bitch_slap_guy BE COMIN TO MA WESTSIDE HOOD LATER TODAY & BE ROLLIN BACK EAST WIT ME. DIS SHIZZY GONNA BE DA BOMB YA HEAR? WE BE TAKIN IT 2 DA STREETZ. I GONNA HI 5 MAD PEEPZ WHILE MA MAN bitch_slap_guy SLAPS DEY TEEF OUT.
ONE!11!!!!!! |
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| TRYIN TO GET ONLINE WIT OUT SPENDIN MA CHEDDAH. |
[Apr. 26th, 2005|04:22 pm] |
Shit man, I'm spending my cheddar
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| HI 5 DAY 2K5 |
[Apr. 23rd, 2005|02:08 pm] |
CHECK IT.
http://www.collegehumor.com/?update_id=198
YO HI 5 DAY WAS DA BOMB. I WAS DUMBCHILLEN WIT MA MAN JACK D AND TOSSIN OUT MAD HI 5's ALL UP IN DIS HIZZLE CUZ DAT BE WUT DA HOLLAHDAY IS ALL ABOUT YA HEARD. IT AIN'T ABOUT EAST V. WEST, BLOODS V. CRIPZ, ITZ ABOUT DA HI 5.
HIGH FIVE! |
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